You Deserve a Vacation Funny Pictures
Beaches are all about relaxing, enjoying the sun and getting a bit sandy. If you just had an amazing beach day and are looking for equally amazing beach quotes and captions, look no further. When it comes to beach quotes funny ones are the best and we gathered all the best funny beach captions and funny beach quotes in one spot.
They include funny beach Instagram captions, funny cute beach captions, funny one word beach captions, funny sea beach captions, funny beach vacation captions, funny summer beach captions, sassy beach captions, funny beach captions with friends, funny captions for beach pictures, funny beach day captions, funny beach captions for couples, funny beach quotes, funny sunset beach quotes, funny beach quotes for Instagram, funny quotes about the beach and summer, funny life is a beach quotes and funny beach sayings.
These funny captions on beaches will get you in the mood for the season.
We also combined some of our favorite funny captions for beaches and funny quotes about beaches with our favorite beach pics.
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Funny Beach Captions
Here are our favorite funny beach captions.
In the waves of change we find our direction
Life is better at the beach!
Time spent at the beach is never time wasted
Salty but sweet
Don't Worry, Get Sandy!
Beach. Sleep. Repeat.
The beach looks beautiful on you
Currently pretending I'm at the beach
Keep calm and let's go to the beach
Ocean Child
Rise and shine, it's beach walking time!
Set your clock to beach time
Life is Better in a bikini
Beach Bum
If life is a journey the beach is my destination
The Beach, where doing absolutely nothing, is doing something
Funny Beach Instagram Captions
Your followers will love these funny beach captions for Instagram.
The best therapy is beach therapy
I followed my heart and it led me to the BEACH
Let the countdown to the beach begin!
Happiness comes in waves
Waves for days
The more tan lines the merrier
Gone to the beach. Be back never.
Memories are made in flip flops
I need some beach therapy
Life is good at the beach
The beach gives me porpoise
Funny Cute Beach Captions
Check out these funny cute beach captions.
It was love at first sight the day I met the beach.
May you always have a shell in your pocket and sand in your shoes
Eternity begins and ends with the ocean's tides
Good Times and Tan Lines
No one likes a shady beach
You are the pina to my colada
If there's will, there's wave
What's up, MTV. Welcome to my beach.
Don't worry, beach happy
The beach is calling and I must go
Good vibes happen on tides
I followed my heart, it lead me to the beach
Blue skies, denim short & a salty tan
BEACH: Heaven On Earth
Child of the ocean
Funny One Word Beach Captions
If you are looking for short funny beach captions, it doesn't get any shorter than these funny one word beach captions.
Escaped
Heaven
Ahhh
Sunset
Sun-kissed
Vacay
Sandy
Wavey
Chill
Paradise
Moody
Sweaty
Funny Sea Beach Captions
If you like these funny sea beach captions, check out our list of Perfect Sea Captions.
We dream in colors borrowed from the sea
Sea you soon
I'm happiest when floating in the sea
The waves of the sea help me get back to me
My dreams are made of sand and sea
There is no place like the beach… where the land meets the sea and the sea meats the sky
I want to be wild, beautiful, and free. Just like the sea.
I lost my heart to the sea
Smell the sea, Feel the breeze. Hear the ocean be at ease.
Let the sea set you free
As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides
An ocean breeze puts the mind at ease
Ocean makes one forgot the world and just relax
Funny Vitamin Sea Captions
You will love these funny Vitamin Sea captions and puns.
Getting my Vitamin Sea
I need Vitamin SEA
Getting my daily dose of Vitamin Sea
Always make sure to get your daily dose of Vitamin Sea
All I need is a good dose of vitamin sea
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea
Life is better with vitamin sea
Funny Beach Vacation Captions
If you like these funny beach vacation captions, check out our list of Perfect Vacation Captions.
Unwinding in a place where my beach vacation never ends
My beach vacation is going swimmingly!
Beach vacay is my happy place
Beach therapy solves a lot of problems
This beach vacation should get a speeding ticket
My beach vacay is the best excuse for lazy days
Those lazy, hazy, crazy days of beach vacation
All vacations should be at the beach
Spending my vacation on the beach
Funny Summer Beach Captions
These are our favorite funny summer beach captions from our list of Funny Summer Captions.
Summer, please never end
Summer is a state of mind
Summer's a wave, catch it
Summer should get a speeding ticket
Feeling that summery beachy feeling
Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Never stop chasing your summer
Feeling the summer beach vibes
Nothing but sandy skin and summer smiles
Spending my summer on the beach
Sassy Beach Captions
Check out these sassy beach captions.
Even castles made from sand fall to the ocean
High tides, good vibes
Life is a BEACH enjoy the WAVES
Salt water heals everything
You can never have too much beach
Forever BEACHY
You either love the beach, or you're wrong
I wonder if the beach misses me
The smell of the ocean never gets old
Don't worry BEACH happy
The tans will fade but memories will last forever
Beach therapy should be covered by health insurance
Let the waves hit your feet and the sand be your seat
Life is better in flip-flops
Funny Beach Captions with Friends
You'll love these funny beach captions with friends.
The beach: Life slows down. Friends stay longer.
Be grateful for good friends, hot sun, shady umbrellas and clear water
Hanging with my grill friends
Tan lines fade, but friends are forever
Friends are the beaches of life
Life was meant for best friends and beach adventures
The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends
Sometimes, beach time with your best friend is all the therapy you need
Beaches are better with friends
Funny Captions for Beach Pictures
If you are looking for funny captions for beach pictures, look no further.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should go to the beach
B.E.A.C.H – Best Escape Any One Can Have
Happier than a Sea gull with a french fry.
I'm a true OCEANHOLIC!
Life's a Beach
This is my Resting Beach Face
Go with the Flow
Beach hair, don't care
If you're not barefoot, then you're overdressed
Tropic like its hot
Ocean Air, Salty hair
Adios beaches!
Beach you to it
I want to run the beach's length, because it never ends
Funny Beach Day Captions
Here are a few funny beach day captions.
Happiness is a day at the beach
Beach days always
A little beach day lovin'
These are the beach days we live for
A cloudy day at the beach is still a day at the… Beach!
Because every day should feel like a day at the beach
Seas the beach day
The best days are beach days
Funny Beach Captions for Couples
Check out these funny beach captions for couples.
Love you to the beach and back
Beach life is better shared
I love you to the shore line and back
You, me and the beach
My love for you is deeper than the ocean
I have a love so deep the ocean would be jealous
Any beach day spent with you is my favorite day
Funny Sunset Beach Captions
If you like these funny sunset beach captions, you'll love our list of Perfect Sunset Captions.
Sunset + Beach + Friends + Food = Perfection
Everything gets hotter when the sun goes down
My favorite painting is a sunset over a beach
Race to the sunset? Bet I'll beach you there
Picture perfect end of the day
Sun of a beach that's a nice sunset!
Beach daze, always
Sun kissing ocean. Beach touching bum.
Chasing sunrays, beach waves, and sunsets
Beach bums and setting suns
Ending beach days in a beach daze
Sunset at the beach- a time to shell-abrate like none other
Food in tum. Beach under bum. Eyes on the sun.
Sunset beers, beach-side cheers, and dreamy days
I was born to explore, have adventures, and watch sunsets!
May there be just enough clouds in your life to create a glorious sunset
The sun goes down. The moon comes up. And life goes on.
The sunset is life's way of saying good job, you survived today, here's something pretty
Funny Palm Tree Captions
Our favorite funny palm tree captions from our list of Palm Tree Captions and Quotes.
Find me under the palms
Palm trees & ocean breeze
Palm trees and 80 degrees
All I need are beaches and palm trees
I don't want any shade unless I'm beneath a palm tree
Beach vibes and palm trees
Keep Palm and Carry On
On the beach under a palm tree is the best place to be
Chasing palm trees
Life's better on the beach under a palm tree
All I need is a palm tree and a cool breeze
Happiness is found under a palm tree
If there aren't palm trees I'm not going
Funny Captions About Beach and Sun
You might also like our lists of Perfect Sun Captions and Perfect Sunshine Captions.
Sunshine is the best medicine
Girls just wanna have sun
Summer – that crazy little sun of a beach
One sun beam at a time
Sandy toes. Sunkissed nose.
Sun shine on my mind
Sun, sand and pineapple in hand
Sun-kissed sun of a beach!
Sunshine at the beach
Funny Beach Quotes
If you are looking for funny beach quotes, this is the section for you.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches." — William Goldman (in The Princess Bride)
"There is nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shoreline no matter how many times it is sent away." — Sarah Kay
"When you're in love, the world is brighter. Sunnier. The air smells flowerier, and your hair is silkier, and suddenly you find yourself smiling at babies and strangers and old couples walking down the beach holding hands." — Jess Rothenberg
"It's hard for me to put into words why I like the beach so much. Everything about it is renewing for me, almost like therapy — Beach Therapy." — Amy Dykens
"I can see us holding hands, walking on the beach, our toes in the sand. I can see us on the countryside, sittin' on the grass laying side by side." — Justin Timberlake
"Like a sandcastle, all is temporary. Build it, tend it, enjoy it. And when the time comes, let it go." — Jack Kornfield
"When a person dissolves into sand, maybe he leaves a little life behind. The life, out of which, we create our sandcastles." — Pehal
"To sit in silence at the shore, watch the waves and hear the surf, is to appreciate the very breath and heartbeat of the earth." — Doe Zantamata
"I still love things that you don't even need to pay for. Going to the beach and being around five of your friends and having a good time means so much more than going out and spending hundreds of dollars." — Maria Sharapova
Funny Short Beach Quotes for Instagram
These funny short beach quotes for Instagram are perfect for captions. You might also like our lists of Funny Short Quotes and Short Quotes.
"After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world." — Pam Shaw
"Don't grow up too quickly, lest you forget how much you love the beach." — Michelle Held
"I don't weep over sandcastles anymore, I just watch the tides." — Uma Sreekanth
"My life is like a stroll on the beach… as near to the edge as I can go." — Henry David Thoreau
"When two roads diverge… take the one that leads to the beach." — Hannah Mckinnon
"To escape and sit quietly on the beach — that's my idea of paradise." — Emilia Wickstead
"A beach walk is for stretching your legs and your mind, for looking at life with newfound eyes." — Sandy Gingras
"When you walk on the beach at night, you can say things you can't say in real life." — J. Han
"I look my best when I'm totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach." — Rosamund Pike
"Beach girls now, beach girls tomorrow, beach girls till the end of time." — Luanne Rice
"Give a girl a margarita, put her on the beach. Smiles and paradise are now within reach." — Spencer Antle
Funny Sunset Beach Quotes
These are our favorite funny sunset beach-y quotes from our list of Best Sunset Quotes and Short Sunset Quotes.
"The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire." — Pamela Johnson
"The water was glassy and calm, still candy-colored in the afterglow of sunset." — S. King
"Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence."― Carl Hiaasen
"If I could lick the sunset, I'll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream." – Jarod Kintz
"A great sunset is like well-controlled arson." – Dean Johnston
"Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan." — Mandy Hale
"Pour me a sunset, kill the night, and I promise to drink with you forever." – William C. Hannan
"To me, everything is beautiful. Show me a pink sunset, and I'm limp, by God." – J.D. Salinger
"One day, all your worries will set like the sun does and deserved happiness will come gushing like waves at the beach do. All you need to make sure is that your trips to the beach never end." — Jasleen Kaur Gumber
"Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, & sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't." – April Mae Monterrosa
"I like people who get excited about the change of seasons, the sound of the ocean, the sun, drowning in the horizon, the smell of rain, and starry nights." – Brooke Hampton
"One day, all your worries will set like the sun does and deserved happiness will come gushing like waves at the beach do. All you need to make sure is that your trips to the beach never end." — Jasleen Kaur Gumber
Funny Sunrise Beach Quotes
You might want to check out our list of Best Sunrise Quotes too.
"Dawn and its excesses always reminded me of heaven, a place where I have always known I would not be comfortable." ― Marilynne Robinson
"Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip." ― Kris Kidd
"There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it." — Mindy Kaling
"The sun rises before I do, but I break even by retiring after it does." – Jules Rena
"Dance when the sun comes up." ― A.D. Posey
"Your choice between sunrise or sunset depends on your attitude." — Ibn Jeem
"A sunrise is God's way of saying, 'Let's start again.'" ― Todd Stocker
Funny Life is a Beach Quotes
We love these funny life is a beach quotes. You might also like out lists of Short Quotes about Life, Inspirational Life Quotes, Live Your Best Life Quotes and Enjoy Life Quotes.
"You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water." — Rabindranath Tagore
"At the beach, life is different. A day moves not from hour to hour but leaps from mood to moment. We go with the currents, plan around the tides, follow the sun." — Sandy Gingras
"One learns first of all in beach living the art of shedding; how little one can get along with, not how much." — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson
"To rise at daybreak and feel the sunshine as it warms my skin, the soothing sounds of waves as they kiss the shore and sand between my toes: a gentle reminder that life is good." — Melanie Rogers Jimenez
"On the beach, you can live in bliss." — Dennis Wilson
"Every time I slip into the ocean it's like going home." — Sylvia Earle
"I love the beach. I love the sea. All my life I live within — in front of the sea." — Rafael Nadal
"A simple life is good with me. I don't need a whole lot. For me, a T-shirt, a pair of shorts, barefoot on a beach and I'm happy." — Yanni
"What I want in a good beach read is sunshine, drama, easy-reading, and transportation to another world and other people's problems." — Jane Green
Funny Summer Beach Quotes
If you like these funny summer beach quotes then you should also check out our list of Funny Summer Quotes.
"Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun." – Brian Wilson
"Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves." — Debasish Mridha
"It's summer and time for wandering…" – Kellie Elmore
"Summertime and the livin' is easy." – Porgy and Bess
"If there's heaven for me, I'm sure it has a beach attached to it." – Jimmy Buffett
"Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy." – Regina Brett
"A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about." – John Mayer
"I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket." — Kellie Elmore
"Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be." ― Nora Ephron
"Only at the beach can we go a splishin' and a splashin'."- Kate Summers
"I read and walked for miles at night along the beach, writing bad blank verse and searching endlessly for someone wonderful who would step out of the darkness and change my life. It never crossed my mind that that person could be me." – Anna Quindlen
Funny Sea Quotes for Instagram
These are our favorite funny sea quotes for Instagram from our list of Best Sea Quotes and Short Sea Quotes.
"If the ocean can calm itself, so can you. We are both saltwater mixed with air." — N. Waheed
"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." — Jon Kabat-Zan
"Individually we are one drop. Together we are an ocean." – Ryunosuke Satoro
"Dance with the waves, move with the sea. Let the rhythm of the water set your soul free." — Christy Ann Martine
"You're not a wave, you're a part of the ocean." — Mitch Albom
"I'm just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks." – Don Johnson
"Smell the sea, and feel the sky, let your soul and spirits fly." — Van Morrison
"It's the sound of the sea that makes you believe in mermaids." – Anthony T.Hincks
"Why do we love the sea? It is because it has some potent power to make us think things we like to think." – Robert Henri
"Every time I slip into the ocean, it's like going home." – Sylvia Earle
"The ocean is both my mistress and my lover. How else can I explain her salty kiss that is still on my lips." – Anthony T. Hincks
"It isn't that life ashore is distasteful to me. But life at sea is better." – Sir Francis Drake
"Even castles made from sand fall to the ocean." – Jimi Hendrix
"The waves came up towards us, fumbling and gnawing at the beach like an immense soft mouth." – Ross Macdonald
"Life is like the ocean, it goes up and down." – Vanessa Paradis
Funny Beach Sayings
No one is sure who said these funny beach sayings first but they make great captions.
"If you're lucky enough to live by the sea, you're lucky enough."
"May you always have a shell in your pocket and sand in your shoes."
"Your only worry should be if the tide is going to reach your chair."
"I want to live by the sea. Laughter, beauty, surfing & to be carefree."
"Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can't."
"They say home is where the heart is. For most people, that consists of four walls and a welcome mat. But for me, it's the ocean."
"Disclaimer: The beach may cause extreme relaxation, changes in skin color, changes in state of mind, steady breathing, lower blood pressure, and in most cases it will cause addiction."
"I'm a beachoholic. I admit to being powerless over my flip flops; the warm sun on my skin, the cool wind in my hair, the sound of crashing waves & the umbrella thingy in my glass."
"I just wanna live on the beach. Walk it at night and then fall asleep with the windows open and listen to the waves crash."
"I hope someday I'll wake up to see that I live on the beach."
"Some days ya just wanna put on some sparkly fins… and go live under the flippin' sea!"
And there you have it! Our list of the best funny beach captions. We hope you found one that spoke to you.
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